ray winstone 10:26 Tue Oct 12
Lotto
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£184m jackpot tonight, kin hell, where would you start....?
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master
10:33 Tue Oct 12
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Obviously the right thing to do is to give it all away, right?
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cup of tea
10:35 Tue Oct 12
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It's funny I've played this scenario through my head so many times. First of all I'd ensure the money was physically in my account first. Then I'd go to work as normal and play "see how long it takes me to get a disciplinary" by starting off turning up late every day then sitting there doing nothing etc as well as being rude to people.
When I get the disciplinary I'd turn up with a photocopy of my bank balance then whack £1k on the table and say "go get the team some donuts but don't choke" then turn around and wave goodbye.
I've thought about this too much
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GreenStreetPlayer
10:46 Tue Oct 12
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The shock of winning would probably kill you!
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Britannia Pub
11:13 Tue Oct 12
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The first thing would be to make sure my nearest and dearest are financially secure for the rest of their lives. Thereafter it would be to try to do some good with it. Specifically for children of various ages the try to encourage them into sport. All whilst trying to remain anonymous so that I can maintain my current lifestyle with a few little extras.
Not a lot of chance of winning but if you’re not in the raffle you can’t win a prize.
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Mike Oxsaw
11:29 Tue Oct 12
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One of the rather pointless games us ex-pats would play in moments of waiting for the locals to catch up was working out what would happen to a sum such as this if somebody not born into money won it.
We used a street sweeper in rural China as an example but any non-silver-spooned person will do.
The consensus was that the whole lot would be pissed away within 3 generations, no matter what was done by the winner to best invest and protect it.
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simon.s
11:29 Tue Oct 12
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Buy a football club. Not ours, but one much more deserving. And have a stand named after me. Buy a windmill somewhere near the Norfolk coast, and go and live in it. And change my phone number.
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Mr Kenzo
12:03 Tue Oct 12
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Donate it all to the Tories just to piss you off Ray :)
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:10 Tue Oct 12
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Sort out the Clock.
Black Lab Icon
Lay in wait for COYI to mention his salary.
Buy new socks.
That'll do for starters, dont want to get giddy.
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BRANDED
12:11 Tue Oct 12
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From the Star newspaper
Lottery punter tells live TV show he plans to spend winnings on 'five kilos of cocaine'
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:16 Tue Oct 12
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simon.s 11:29 Tue Oct 12
Sounds like a plan, have at least one stand named after a famous wheelchair user and and end named after Jamie Bell.
The Stephen Hawking Stand and the Jamie Bell End
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Moncurs Putting Iron
12:19 Tue Oct 12
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Are local crime protection rackets listed on CheckATrade?
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Charoo
12:21 Tue Oct 12
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Branded
At least he isn’t going to waste the money!
That’s too much money, it’s a big responsibility £5m £8m is my number - buy a nice house mortgage free and some investment properties, to give a nice monthly income. £10k a month would be more than enough.
If I won that sort of money I wouldn’t know where to start - I wouldn’t mind seeing what it felt like to be absolutely cako’d though and doing some good with it.
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Grumpster
12:22 Tue Oct 12
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Never been into cars or expensive shit, so reckon with that I could pretty much sort out all of my mates for life with enough for me to piss about drinking around the world and watching cricket for my remaining 20 odd years.
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Rossal
12:28 Tue Oct 12
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Id fuck off to Thailand for 3 or 4 weeks.... 5 star hotels and just relax and plan what i was going to do next
first on list would be cars, followed by watches and then come back and sort out friends and family.....then find a house that can have a decent garage built on it
Then id look at a villa in Ibiza and probably one in Tenerife
Change my number and obviously collect it anonymously
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Northern Sold
12:39 Tue Oct 12
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I'd go to Costco and buy about 10 packs of bog rolls...
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Steady
12:42 Tue Oct 12
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buy mansions galore, live the high life, have a chauffeur, personal butler and chef etc, buy an island and then send a screenshot of my bank balance to my current bosses so they can feel like they're sharing in the win and get joy from it too
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Pagey
12:52 Tue Oct 12
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I’d travel the world in style, watching all of the major sporting events, playing golf on all the best courses and eating food at the nicest restaurants.
I’d also make sure that family and friends were all looked after.
Finally, I’d find the cunt who decided that it was a good idea to discontinue ‘Orange Viscounts’ and have him/her assassinated. Then start the factory lines up again and, out of spite, stop producing the shitty mint ones.
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Northern Sold
12:58 Tue Oct 12
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I’d hire out a porn star a day so we can just sit and watch TV…. They must wear british lions rugby kit and no under wear… oh and be able to cook cheese on toast…
Monday – Ava Addams
Tuesday – Sensual Jayne
Wednesday – Jospehine Jackson
Thursday – Madison Ivy
Friday – Jessa Rhodes
Saturday – Autumn Falls
Sunday – Desiree Cousteau/Jemma Jameson/Stormy daniels/Seka (old skool Sunday)
Should have some change left over for some bog roll
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Leonard Hatred
1:47 Tue Oct 12
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I'd go up Wetherspoons.
Then wake up the next day having somehow spent £184m in there.
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Northern Sold
1:49 Tue Oct 12
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You could go LARGE breakko to start the day Len and even drink Peroni
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